Balinese Babies Can’t Touch The Ground |
HIMANSHU SHARMA
Birth is beautiful, but in some
parts of the world, it’s also a bit weird. These 10 birth customs may make you
feel really thankful you weren’t born around any of them.
Various strange ceremonies
surround Balinese birth. Take the setra ari ari, for instance. The Balinese
believe that the placenta, or ari ari, has a spirit of its own that acts as the
child’s guardian angel. Parents therefore bury the placenta ritually in a
special cemetery. But perhaps the weirdest custom is that babies aren’t allowed
to touch the ground until they reach three months of age. The newborn is
considered pure, and any contact with the floor within those three months will
defile it. But at the three-month mark, the family holds a formal ceremony, in
which the baby walks the unclean ground for the first time.
Eating The Placenta |
The placenta sends the fetus
nutrition, but some mothers consider it to be nutrition itself. Through
maternal placentophagy, the mother eats her own placenta after birth to absorb
hormones and other nutrients. The practice is very common among animals that
may have no other food handy right after labor. It turns out that some humans
swear by it, too. Traditional medicine in China, Jamaica, and parts of India
recommend it for various mystical reasons. Modern practitioners claim that
hormones from the placenta can relieve stress and curb post-partum
depression.Scientists remain skeptical. Cooking the placenta destroys the
hormones and other unique proteins, while eating it raw risks infection that
outweighs any benefits.
Wedding Cake On The Baby’s Forehead |
Some couples save a bit of their
wedding cake for an anniversary, but Irish couples traditionally hold on to theirs
for another occasion: the first child’s christening. The parents serve the top
tier of the cake to guests and sprinkle a few crumbs on the child’s forehead to
bless it with good luck. A proper Irish wedding cake generally has a fair bit
of whiskey. But since a few crumbs of whiskey cake is hardly enough alcohol for
an Irish child, couples often save some champagne from the wedding along with
the cake. They open it at the baptism and use it to wet the happy baby’s head.
Baby Fellatio |
The Manchu, an ethnic minority in
China, have a weird way of showing their love for their newborns. Their public
displays of affection extend even to the child’s genitals. Girls receive joyous
genital tickling, while the boys receive full-on fellatio from their mothers. Similar
practices go on in some other cultures, among some people in Thailand, Japan,
and India. The act isn’t intended as sexual at all. Interestingly, the Manchu
do consider kisses to always be sexual, even when given to a family member or
child, so Manchu parents will never kiss their child’s face. Apparently, China has a great
many odd birth customs. When a Chinese couple marry and enter their home
Chinese Pregnancy Restrictions |
for
the first time, the husband is supposed to carry the bride over the threshold,
just like the international custom—but he also carries her over burning coals
to ensure that she can give birth without any problems. Then when the wife does
get pregnant, she traditionally faces a host of unusual and surprising bans.
She must not gossip. She must not laugh too loudly. She mustn’t get angry or
even think bad thoughts. She mustn’t look at colors that clash, and she should
only eat light-colored food (to create a light-colored baby, of course). She
must never sit on a crooked mat, else the child may be born deformed.She must
sleep with a knife under her bed, so the sharp object will deter bad spirits.
The house must not undergo any construction during the pregnancy—and the mother
can have absolutely no sex.
Spitting On The Baby |
The Wolof people of Mauritania
and surrounding countries believe that human saliva can retain words, so they
spit on newborns to add blessings that stick. When a baby is born, women spit
on its face, men spit in its ear, and then, for good measure, they rub saliva
all over its head. The Igbo tribe in Nigeria goes a step further. When a baby
is born, it goes to the family’s ancestral house. There, a relative who is a
good orator chews some alligator pepper, spits it on a finger, and puts it in
the baby’s mouth. This supposedly makes the child grow up to be just as good an
orator as the donor of the spit.
What do you do to keep your baby
free of heat strokes and rashes? If you answered “douse them in icy
Shoving Mayan Babies In Chilled Water |
baby racing in Lithuanian
water,” there’s
a good chance you’re Mayan. In hot countries like Guatemala, Mayan mothers
think ice baths are the best way to fight the heat. The babies generally scream
during their whole time in the bath, but the mothers don’t mind. They claim the
baby goes to sleep right after. And whether or not that’s true, witnesses say
that the ice bath really does cure heat rash.
Most of our infants spend their
time chilling and getting spoiled by their parents, but some Lithuanian babies
have things a little different. Every year, the country organizes a race to
find the fastest crawler in the country. The event is often marked by hilarious
moments when the babies have absolutely no idea what to do and crash
midway—because they’re babies. Parents nudge them on by holding toys or other
shiny objects. The race is even supported by sponsors and generally attracts
huge crowds every year. It’s scheduled annually for June 1, which just happens
to be International Child Protection Day.
In parts of Nigeria, pregnant
women are supposed
Unassisted Nigerian Birth |
Kalash mothers in Pakistan also
traditionally give birth away from their families but for a different reason:
The culture considers mothers in labor to be unclean. Mothers therefore deliver
their children in a special isolated building called the Bashleni.The system
lets men stay far away from the disgusting fluids and the general air of
childbirth, for fear of polluting themselves. Even other women who will
probably go through the same thing in the future, or have in the past, don’t
want be around. The only people who can enter the house to assist the mother
are women who are menstruating because they, too, are seen as unclean.
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